The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: I wear goggles when you are not near.
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Real Lyric: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire at your desire.
The Misheard: I'm your Venus, I'm your bundle of joy, desire.
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Real Lyric: Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for teacher
The Misheard: Got a bat, got a bat, got a bat, I popped the teacher
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Real Lyric: Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for teacher
The Misheard: Got a bat, got a bat, got a bat, I popped the teacher
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Real Lyric: So Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away Leave your boy so far from home) Mama, don't take my Kodachrome (away)
The Misheard: So Mama, don't take my clothes home, mama don't take my clothes home...Mama don't take my clothes home today.
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Real Lyric: Cause you're working, building a mystery...
The Misheard: Yeah, you're worth it, cool mint Listerine...
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Real Lyric: Love is a battlefield
The Misheard: Love is a felony
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Real Lyric: She sits there so refined
The Misheard: she likes to sixty nine
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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille Four hunry children and a crop in the field
The Misheard: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille With four hundred children and a truck with no wheel
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Real Lyric: the club is full of ballas and their pockets full grown
The Misheard: the club is full of ballas and their c**k is full grown
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