The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Suffragette City
The Misheard: Someone should sit here
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Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen You had a busy day today
The Misheard: Baby darlin' she's so glad now Married the president today (or: Buried a presidential debt)
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Real Lyric: Won't you take me to...Funky Town?
The Misheard: Won't you take me to...My Guitar?
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Real Lyric: Standing in the dock at Southampton
The Misheard: Standing in the dockets of Hampton
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Real Lyric: It's getting so lonely inside this bed
The Misheard: It's getting so lonely in Santa Fe
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Real Lyric: (unknown real lyrics)
The Misheard: toot, toot, tootin out my back door.
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Real Lyric: Jitterbug! (4x)
The Misheard: I wanna chili dog! (4x)
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Real Lyric: For tommy and gina who never backed down
The Misheard: For tommy and gina who milked that cow.
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Real Lyric: Baby, don't you want to dance up on me (I just want to dance next to you
The Misheard: Baby, don't you want to dance upon me (I just want to have sex with you
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Real Lyric: I'm all shook up
The Misheard: A marsha cup
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