The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: Cheap wine and a three legged goat
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not here.
The Misheard: I walked all this way for nothing.
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Real Lyric: The things, you say Your purple prose just gives you away
The Misheard: The things, you say Your underpants just give you away
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Real Lyric: There's a burning bush to my right You aren't in sight
The Misheard: There's a burning bush to my right You aren't inside
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Real Lyric: Big ol jet airliner Don't carry me too far away Oh, oh big ol jet airliner Cause its here that Ive got to stay
The Misheard: Oh big ol' Chad had a lighthouse. Don't carry me too far away. Oh big ol' Chad had a lighthouse. Cause it's here that I got to stay.
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Real Lyric: All we are saying is give peace a chance
The Misheard: While we are sailing jus' let down your pants
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Real Lyric: And it appears to be a long...
The Misheard: And it's a peace to be alone
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Real Lyric: I'm a slave...
The Misheard: I'm a slese...
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Real Lyric: Suffragette City
The Misheard: Someone should sit here
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Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen You had a busy day today
The Misheard: Baby darlin' she's so glad now Married the president today (or: Buried a presidential debt)
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