The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Steve walks warily down the street with his brim pulled way down low
The Misheard: Speedboat puttin' it down the street with a crinkle wait hello
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Real Lyric: All the boys think she's a spy.
The Misheard: She got Orson Wells sexy thighs.
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Real Lyric: Did I hear you say he was meeting you here today...
The Misheard: Did I hear you say you was the menu here today
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Real Lyric: ...it's two sailors and they're on leave...
The Misheard: ...it's two satyrs and they're on leaves...
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Real Lyric: She's five foot ten in a catsuit and bambi eyes
The Misheard: She's five foot ten in a catsuit and bang-me eyes
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Real Lyric: Raaaaaspberry beret, the kind you find at a second hand store.
The Misheard: Braaaaass miracle ring, the kind you find in a second hand store.
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Real Lyric: Cause this is Thriller, Thriller night.
The Misheard: Cause this is dinner, dinner time.
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Real Lyric: Sitting on a park bench.
The Misheard: s**tting on a park bench.
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Real Lyric: I might not last the day
The Misheard: I might just materbate
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Real Lyric: I took her out, it was a friday night, I wore cologne, to get the feeling right
The Misheard: I took her out, it was a Friday night, I walk alone, to get the feeling right.
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