The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today...
The Misheard: I'd like to keep my tea extroginated...
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Shoot the lucky lady
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Real Lyric: Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
The Misheard: Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are sleazy
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Real Lyric: I met a gin soaked barroom queen in Memphis
The Misheard: I met her, and a borrowed queen in Memphis
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Real Lyric: its enough to make kings and vagabonds
The Misheard: its enough to make kings and bag of bones.
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Real Lyric: She's so cool, I'm gonna sneak in through her window.
The Misheard: She's so cool and it's stinkin' through her window
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Real Lyric: I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.
The Misheard: I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world My tits are plastic, it´s fantastic.
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Real Lyric: did venus blow your mind
The Misheard: did weed just blow your mind
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Real Lyric: You'd say I'm putting you on But it's no joke, it's doing me harm You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain...
The Misheard: You'd say I'm turnin' you on But this mojo, it's doing me harm You know I can't sleep, I cancel my brain...
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Real Lyric: Come as you are, as you were, as i want you to be
The Misheard: Come there she was, what a nerd, as a doll blasphemy
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