The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I wanna dance right next to you.
The Misheard: I wanna come have sex with you.
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Real Lyric: I ain't heard a prayer since I don't know when.
The Misheard: I ain't heard her purr since I don't know when.
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Real Lyric: Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Fly dead by the light Wrapped up light a douche Another roller in the night
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not there
The Misheard: i blow bubbles when u are not there
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Real Lyric: Three months later I'm a gal in trouble
The Misheard: Scream, holler later, I'm a gal in trouble
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Real Lyric: I'm just a poor boy I need no sympathy...
The Misheard: I'm just a pool boy I need no sympathy...
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty jeans DUNGAREES!!!
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Real Lyric: i saw a dead-head sticker on a cadillac
The Misheard: i saw a dead head stickin' out of a cadillac
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Real Lyric: Hide the the scars to cast away the shake-up!
The Misheard: I just m********ed with the shade up!
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Real Lyric: Hush, hush Keep it down, now Voices carry
The Misheard: O-ho Lead me downtown This is scary!
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