The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Help me Rhonda, yeah, get her out of my heart.
The Misheard: Help me Rhonda, yeah, get her out of my car.
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Real Lyric: Keep up with the force, don't stop. Don't stop 'till you get enough.
The Misheard: keep up when the bus don't stop. Don't stop 'till you get it up!
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Real Lyric: Forever Man
The Misheard: Four Letter Man
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Real Lyric: And the home of the brave
The Misheard: And the home of the parade
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Real Lyric: Eyeing little girls with bad intent
The Misheard: Eyeing little girls with battered heads
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Real Lyric: ....I'm feeling like a criminal...
The Misheard: ...I'm feeling like a cribbin whore...
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Real Lyric: We can dance, we can dance
The Misheard: weakened ants, weakened ants
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Real Lyric: Looking for special things inside of me
The Misheard: Looking for special things and sodomy
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Real Lyric: Playin' a new game, Laughing and a running hey, hey
The Misheard: Playin' a new game, Laughing and a running naked
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Real Lyric: Takin' care of business.
The Misheard: Takin' care of biscuits.
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