The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrecked up like a douche An Holy Roller in the night
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Real Lyric: He thinks it's not Kosher Fundamentally he can't take it
The Misheard: He thinks it's not Kosher Fundamental retardated.
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Real Lyric: You're just like my Ken and Barbie doll, you dress up, you play the game
The Misheard: You're just like my Ghetto Barbie doll...
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Real Lyric: That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
The Misheard: That deaf, dumb, and blind kid shall blaze a mean pinball!
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Real Lyric: If you change your mind I'm the first in line. Honey, I'm still free Take a chance on me.
The Misheard: If you change your mind On the birthday line. On the ostrich street, Take a chance on me.
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Real Lyric: Amadeus, Amadeus, .....
The Misheard: Hot potatoes, hot potatoes
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine.
The Misheard: She's got electric groove, a mo-hair too You know I read it in a pack of hyena-ooh.
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Real Lyric: I'm a slave for you!
The Misheard: I'm a slut for you! I'm a slayer for you!
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Real Lyric: Eyeing little girls with bad intent
The Misheard: Five little girls with battered heads
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Real Lyric: Well I know you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancing in the gym
The Misheard: Well I know you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancing chin to chin
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