The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: God bless mother nature She's a single woman too
The Misheard: topless mother nature she's a single woman too
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Real Lyric: Come and get it, come and get it.
The Misheard: Kitty, kitty.
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Real Lyric: Tropical the island breeze
The Misheard: Drop the cuddly iron breeze
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Real Lyric: Coz I'm a creep I'm a weirdo
The Misheard: Coz I'm a tree I'm a willow
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Real Lyric: Lunatic fringe - I know you're out there.
The Misheard: Lunatic fridge - I know you're out there
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord, stuck in a Lodi again.
The Misheard: Oh Lord, stuck in a Diet Coke can.
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Real Lyric: no dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: no Death Star anthems in the classroom
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Real Lyric: I was up above it
The Misheard: How is everybody?
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Real Lyric: When the rain washes you clean you'll know
The Misheard: when the rain washes, you'll clean your nose
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Real Lyric: I caught wind and hit the road runnin'
The Misheard: I broke wind and hit the road runnin'
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