The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You ain't nothing but a hound dog
The Misheard: You ain't nothing but a hangover
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Real Lyric: Such a pretty house and Such a pretty garden
The Misheard: Such a pretty ass and Such a pretty girl
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Real Lyric: We built this city on rock'n'roll
The Misheard: we built this city on broken glass
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Real Lyric: What'll ya do when you get lonely
The Misheard: What'll ya do when you get humpy
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Real Lyric: Admiral Halsey notified me he had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
The Misheard: Admiral Halsey horrified me, he had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep.
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Real Lyric: follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, down down down
The Misheard: Bubbly, bubbly, bubbly, bubbly, miaow miaow miaow
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Real Lyric: It ain't fiction, just a natural fact
The Misheard: It aint fixed, you're just a natural f**
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Real Lyric: we dont meed no education we dont need no thought control
The Misheard: we dont need no education we dont need no telephones
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Real Lyric: Papa don't preach I've been losing sleep.
The Misheard: Papa don't preach I hit puberty.
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Real Lyric: What's love but secondhand emotion
The Misheard: What's love but a sack with a handy motion.
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