The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Chewing on a piece of grass...
The Misheard: Cheing on a pizza perhaps...
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Real Lyric: Sleep with one eye open
The Misheard: Sleep with one eye yoda
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Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains.
The Misheard: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with my brains
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Real Lyric: Michelle , my bell , these are words that go together well , my michelle.
The Misheard: Michelle , you smell , I dont like your dad so u can go to hell , damn michelle.
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Real Lyric: If you wanna be with me.
The Misheard: if you wanna pee with me.
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Real Lyric: strummin' club plates with his fingers
The Misheard: strummin' my pain with his fingers
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Real Lyric: Like gravity, hypocricy, and the perils of being in 3-D...
The Misheard: Like gravity, hypocricy, and the perils of being thirty
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Real Lyric: Take the world in a love embrace
The Misheard: Take your girl to the lovin place
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Real Lyric: You What??? Tin Roof-Rusted!
The Misheard: You What??? Who Knew-I'm Rusty!
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Real Lyric: My sacrifice
The Misheard: my sacred flies
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