The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I took her out, it was a Friday night. I wore cologne to get the feeling right.
The Misheard: I took her out, it was a Friday night. I work alone, to get the feeling right.
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Real Lyric: We went strolling drank lemonade.
The Misheard: We went strolling, drank from the lake.
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Real Lyric: Here we are now, entertain us!
The Misheard: here we are now, Imitate us!
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Real Lyric: Shot through the heart and your to blame
The Misheard: Shakalahara and your to blame
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked By a jumbo jet
The Misheard: I got my head shaved By Agent Mojay
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Real Lyric: She's got Bette Davis eyes
The Misheard: She's had better days than I
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Real Lyric: She dashed by me in painted on jeans.
The Misheard: She touched my knee and blamed it on James.
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Real Lyric: Pardon me while I burst
The Misheard: Pardon me while I burp
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Real Lyric: Feliz navidad, feliz navidad, feliz navidad, prospero ano y felicidad, haha
The Misheard: please Navy that, and please Navy that, please Navy that 'cause Pero my employee I believe she died, haha
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Real Lyric: I come from a land down under Where women glow and men chunder
The Misheard: I come from a land down under Where women go and men plunder
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