The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He tells me in his bedroom voice Come on honey, let's go make some noise
The Misheard: He tells me it's better with two boys Come on honey, let's go make some noise
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Real Lyric: American Woman, Stay away from me
The Misheard: I heard a six year old girl in a doctor's office singing "marijauna, stay away from me
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Real Lyric: Killing in the name of
The Misheard: Kill your little neighbor
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Real Lyric: And the all girlie say I'm pretty fly for a white guy
The Misheard: And the oh! Girlie say I've thirty flies for a white guy
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Real Lyric: I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-o, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
The Misheard: I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-o, and I'm very tired and bored
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Real Lyric: Rock and Roll is Dead
The Misheard: Rocky's mom gives head
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Real Lyric: I've got canned heat in my heels tonight baby.
The Misheard: I've got candy in my ears tonight Big Ben
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in milk cows
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Real Lyric: Play that funky music white boy
The Misheard: Play that fu*&in' music right boy and later: Down play the boogie but play that fu*&in' music 'til you die, 'til you die!
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Jeans and The Dungarees
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