The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I, got out of bed at all.
The Misheard: My tears grow cold I'm wonderin' why, but I don't get it all.
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Real Lyric: Here we are now; enterain us also (that wasn't part of the song) Hello Hello Hello How low
The Misheard: But I'm just stupid, and contagious and We know We know We know We know
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna add some bottom so that the dancers just can't hide
The Misheard: I'm gonna add some bottom to help the dancers with just one eye
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Real Lyric: Hasta la vista, baby
The Misheard: I stole your visa, baby.
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Real Lyric: he used to be a man with a stick in his hand.
The Misheard: he used to be a man with his dick in his hand.
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Real Lyric: And you, shook me all night long
The Misheard: The cruise, it took all night long
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Real Lyric: My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all.
The Misheard: Matisse got cold, I'm wondering why.... I got out of bed at home.
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Real Lyric: Rocket Man, burning out a fuse up here alone...
The Misheard: Rocket Man, burning on the fuels of pheremones.
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Real Lyric: With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: With the fur to shed this lonely view.
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Real Lyric: Just got paid, Friday night.
The Misheard: Just got laid, yeah she's tight.
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