The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm a long gone daddy of the USA...
The Misheard: I'm a long dong daddy of the USA...
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Real Lyric: Out if reach, so far
The Misheard: Batteries, so far
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Real Lyric: Believe the very best
The Misheard: Leave the fairies there
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I ain't no holla back girl.
The Misheard: 'Cause I ain't no horny black girl.
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee
The Misheard: I'm blue I'm in need of a dye
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Real Lyric: Promise me, promise me, I'm never gonna find you faking
The Misheard: Promise me, promise me, I'm never gonna find your bacon
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Real Lyric: The night Chicago Died
The Misheard: The night she called me guy.
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Real Lyric: Tied to machines that make me be
The Misheard: Tied to machines that make me pee
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Real Lyric: Been working in a convenience store
The Misheard: Been working in a mexican bean store
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Real Lyric: After all that we've been through, I will make it up to you
The Misheard: After all the hooey you been through, I will make it up to you
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