The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: So I dub thee unforgiven
The Misheard: So I dug thee up again
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Real Lyric: Annie, are you Ok, Are you OK, Are you OK, Annie?
The Misheard: Eddie are you walking, Are you walking, Are you walking Eddie?
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Real Lyric: Give your ID card to the border guard Now your alias says you're Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard Of the United Federation of Planets Cause he won't speak English anyway.
The Misheard: Give your ID card to the beauregard. Now the alien says you're Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard Of the United Federation of Planets Cause people speak English anywhere.
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Real Lyric: Eton rifles
The Misheard: We turn right for
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Real Lyric: Psychosomatic addict insane
The Misheard: Psychosomatic vatican saint
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Real Lyric: I have a girlfriend, and she is so blue
The Misheard: I have a cousin and she is so true
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Real Lyric: Twenty-five years old, my mother, God rest her soul
The Misheard: Twenty-five years old, my mother got arrested so....
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Real Lyric: I'm so fortunate to have you girl; I want you to know that I really adore you.
The Misheard: So unfortunate to have you girl, I want you to know that I really abhor you!
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Real Lyric: And the all girlie say I'm pretty fly for a white guy
The Misheard: And the oh! girlie say I've thirty flies for a white guy
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da be dee da be di, da be dee da be di.
The Misheard: I'm blue if I was green I would die, If I was green I would die
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