The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Like I blister in the sun.
The Misheard: I like it that Lister is my son!
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Real Lyric: I'll Never Be your Beast of Burden
The Misheard: I never be your Pizza Burning
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Real Lyric: Down in Suffragate City
The Misheard: On top of sin city
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do the mashed potatoes
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Real Lyric: Sometimes it feels like i am beatin a dead horse
The Misheard: sometimes i feel like i am beatin a dead whore
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Real Lyric: So I looked at the scenery, She read her magazine, And the moon rose over an open field.
The Misheard: So I looked at the scenery -- (she read her magazine) -- and the moonbows over an open field.
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Real Lyric: Explain all these controls
The Misheard: Explain our wasted trolls
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Real Lyric: Higher, now, in the sky You make me feel like I could fly So high
The Misheard: Iron eye in the sky You make me feel like I could fly (&c.) or (preferred) Iodine in the sky, you make me feel like I could fly -- so high --
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Real Lyric: His name was Rico. He wore a diamond. He was escorted to his chair; he saw Lola dancing there -- and when she finished, he called her over.
The Misheard: His name was Rico. He wore a diamond. He was escorted to his chair; he saw Lola dancing there -- and when she finished, he called her Rover.
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Real Lyric: Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebels
The Misheard: Music makes a buswah (?) scene and forever yeah
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