The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooo
The Misheard: Mama just broke my balls Put a trigger to my head Now I am dead Mama, life had just begun But now you've gone and thrown it all away Mama,owwww
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Real Lyric: In aqualung i never realized that he was singing "eyeing little girls with bad intent"
The Misheard: I always thought it was "eyeing little girls with baggy pants"
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Real Lyric: Blitzkrieg Bop
The Misheard: Let's kick butt
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Real Lyric: on a silver black phantom bike
The Misheard: a cilla black fan on bike
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Real Lyric: We didn't start the fire
The Misheard: Pete started the fire
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Real Lyric: A mosquito My libido
The Misheard: A mosquito And a beetle
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Real Lyric: Except for maybe you, and your simple smile.
The Misheard: Except for big, big you, and your simple smile.
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible tough s**t.
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Real Lyric: Hey now your a rock star, get the show on get paid.
The Misheard: Hey now your a rock star, get your game on come and play!
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Real Lyric: The miller told his tale.
The Misheard: The Minotaur his tail.
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