The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: How could I forget that I had given her an extra key
The Misheard: How could I forget that I had given her an inch of me...
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Real Lyric: Come doused in mud, salt and bleach, as i want you to be
The Misheard: Come doused in mud, soaked in bleach, as i want you to be
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Real Lyric: my sticky paws were into making straws
The Misheard: my sticky buns were in the bakers yard
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Real Lyric: I see a little silhouetto of a man...
The Misheard: I see a little salamander scurry by...
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Real Lyric: Fire all of your guns at once and
The Misheard: FIre out of me comes at one sound
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Real Lyric: big ol jet airliner
The Misheard: big old jet had a light on
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Real Lyric: Peter Brown called to say, You can make it OK, ...
The Misheard: The ground corps say, You can make it OK, ...
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Real Lyric: sleep with one eye open
The Misheard: secret one eye only
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Real Lyric: Can't take me apart.
The Misheard: Can't get me Cat porn.
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Real Lyric: Sorry Ms Jackson, I am for real, never meant to make your daughter cry, i apologize a trillion times.
The Misheard: Sorry Ms Jackson, i am a queer, never meant to make your father cry, but i stuck my penis in his eye.
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