The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Your real daddy was dying. Sorry you didn't see him, but I'm glad we talked
The Misheard: Your real daddy was dying. Sorry you didn't see him, But I'm playin' a guitar
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Real Lyric: She's got Bette Davis eyes
The Misheard: She's got better tasting pies
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Real Lyric: Hey Mr. DJ Put a record on. I wanna dance with my baby.
The Misheard: Hey Mr. Dj go head and smoke your bong i wanna dance with my baby
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Real Lyric: Exit light, enter night
The Misheard: Amstel Light
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Real Lyric: You spin me right round baby Right round
The Misheard: You give me white rum baby White rum
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Real Lyric: Smooth Operator
The Misheard: Sue Boberetta
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly
The Misheard: I don't think you're ready for this yetti
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Real Lyric: killing me softly with his song
The Misheard: killing me softly with his saw
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Real Lyric: How could I forget that I had given her an extra key
The Misheard: How could I forget that I had given her an inch of me...
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Real Lyric: Come doused in mud, salt and bleach, as i want you to be
The Misheard: Come doused in mud, soaked in bleach, as i want you to be
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