The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Cecilia, you're breaking my heart. You're shaking my confidence daily.
The Misheard: Cecilia, you're breaking my heart. You're shaking my coconuts baby.
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Real Lyric: Oliver's Army is here to stay Oliver's Army is on their way
The Misheard: Oliver Zombie is here to stay Oliver Zombie is on his way
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Real Lyric: Gun powder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam
The Misheard: Got by the Jebatty, Down a mine, with a cuppa tea
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Real Lyric: Who knows! It doesn't actually say!
The Misheard: Got any jam?
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Real Lyric: Her mind is Tiffany-Twisted, she got the Mercedes Bends
The Misheard: The man with Symphony twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba da da ba dee da ba da... (u can work out the rest i'm sure!)
The Misheard: i'm blue, in Aberdeen I will die, in Aberdeen I will die!
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Real Lyric: with the bird(s) I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: whispers of shade it's a lonely view
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Real Lyric: He's got his hand between her knees Jacky say "Hey Diane lets run off Behind a shady tree"
The Misheard: He's got his hand between her knees Jacky says "Hey Diane, this ain't mean nothing"
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Real Lyric: I'll be there for you When the rain starts to pour I'll be there for you Like I been there before
The Misheard: I'll be there for you When the rain starts to pour I'll be there for you Whack a bin bag before
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Real Lyric: Psychosomatic addict insane
The Misheard: Psychosomatic Adam Hussein
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