The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And the government shall be upon his shoulder
The Misheard: Roast tomatoe and a pea upon his shoulder
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Real Lyric: Jesus, won't you f**king whistle? Something but the past and done.
The Misheard: Jesus was a f**king Wuzzle Something but the past is done.
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked, by a jumbo jet,
The Misheard: I got my head checked, by ed chumbo ched
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Real Lyric: Thats me in the corner loosing my Religion
The Misheard: That's me in the corner loosing my erection
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Real Lyric: I don't want no other love, baby it's just you I'm thinking of
The Misheard: I don't want no other love, baby It's just you I'm picking up
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Real Lyric: Might as well face it
The Misheard: Miners will face it
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Real Lyric: That ain't working
The Misheard: Stannane working
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Real Lyric: This my sh*t, this my sh*t
The Misheard: Kiss my sh*t, kiss my sh*t
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Real Lyric: This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking.
The Misheard: This time I'm mistaken for heaven knew my heart was breaking.
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Real Lyric: Dinosaur Victrola, listenin' to Buck Owens
The Misheard: Dinosaur and four hens, listenin' to Buck Owens
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