The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: chewing on a piece of grass walking down the road
The Misheard: chewing on a peaches' class jumping on a toad
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in Melkor
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Real Lyric: Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots and ruined your black-tie affair...
The Misheard: Blame it all on my roots, I showed up with boobs and ruined your black-tie affair...
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Real Lyric: but thats just an old fantasy
The Misheard: but thats just an old bathtub scene
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Real Lyric: From the top to the bottom, bottom to top I stop,
The Misheard: From the top to the bottom, bottom of my c*ck I stop,
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Real Lyric: Marconi plays the mambo
The Misheard: while connie plays the mambo
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Real Lyric: Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage,
The Misheard: despite all my rage I am still just a regular gay
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Real Lyric: One of these days I'm going to chop you into little pieces.
The Misheard: One of these days I'm going to dance with the king of Sweden.
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: I wore covers when you were not here
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Real Lyric: What´s this life for?
The Misheard: What's this life form?
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