The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche another odor in the night
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Real Lyric: I work hard (He works hard) Every day of my life. I work 'til I ache in my bones
The Misheard: I work hard, every day of my life. I work at eyeing my balls!
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Real Lyric: You flew your lear jet to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun
The Misheard: You flew your peacock to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun
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Real Lyric: Wir fahr'n, fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn
The Misheard: Fun, fun, fun on the Autobahn
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Real Lyric: What a Man, What a Man, What a Man, What a Mighty Good Man
The Misheard: What a Man, What a Man, What a Man, What a "Honeycomb" man
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Real Lyric: You can go your own way, go your own way. You can call it another lonely day.
The Misheard: You can go your own way, go your own way. You can call it thunder from another day.
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Real Lyric: Wake-up! Grab a brush and put on a little make-up.
The Misheard: Wake-up! Grandma wants to put on little make-up.
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Real Lyric: Lives in a house, A very big house in the country.
The Misheard: Lives in a house, A very big house in a gumtree.
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles Where you from? You sexy thang
The Misheard: I believe in miracles Wear your bra! You sexy thang
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Real Lyric: buffalo soldier, dreadlock rasta
The Misheard: buffalo soldier, dressed like a pasta
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