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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds

    Real Lyric: Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

    The Misheard: Lucy in this Guy named Ryan

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    Artist: Alien Ant Farm

    Song: Smooth Criminal

    Real Lyric: Annie are you ok, you ok, you ok Annie?

    The Misheard: Hey, you ok, you ok, you will pee on me!

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    Artist: Paul Simon

    Song: Mother and Child Reunion

    Real Lyric: I can't for the life of me, Remember a sadder day

    The Misheard: And the moon is the only lying p***y

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: I'm blue (da ba de da ba di)

    The Misheard: I'm blue I would beat off a guy

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    Artist: Take That

    Song: Pray

    Real Lyric: All I do each night is pray

    The Misheard: All I do is shine and spray

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    Artist: Cornershop

    Song: Brimful Of Asha

    Real Lyric: Brimful of asha on the 45

    The Misheard: Brimful of ashan roller 45

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    Artist: Tori Amos

    Song: Professional Widow

    Real Lyric: gonna bring you close tonight gotta be big

    The Misheard: gonna bring you toast tonight sat-ur-day

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Can You Feel The Love Tonight

    Real Lyric: Its enough to make kings and vagabonds

    The Misheard: Its enough to make kings play raquetball

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Train Kept a Rollin'

    Real Lyric: Train kept a rollin'

    The Misheard: Chain chepperoni

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Dude (Looks Like A Lady)

    Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady

    The Misheard: Do the calculator

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