The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I hope you dance
The Misheard: I hope you're dead
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner Out on the street Willy and the Poor boys are playin' Bring a nickel tap you feet
The Misheard: Down on the corner Out on the street Where'n the po-po sha-bang Where'n in those happy feet
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Real Lyric: who's that casting devious stares in my direction...
The Misheard: who's that casting deep blue stares in my direction...
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Real Lyric: You flew your leer jet to Nova Scotia
The Misheard: You flew your woman to Nova Scotia
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Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle, baby
The Misheard: I'm a genie in a butthole, baby
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Real Lyric: Follow me, Follow me, Follow me, now Down Down down
The Misheard: da dong da dong da dong da boing boing boing
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Real Lyric: brass monkey, that funky monkey
The Misheard: crack monkey, that f***ed up monkey
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Real Lyric: Got my first real six string, bought it at the five-and-dime
The Misheard: Got my first real six string, oh it had the five undone.
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
The Misheard: Spare him his life from his warm cuppa tea
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Real Lyric: Shout, Shout Let it all out
The Misheard: Shomp, shomp The ferrets are out
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