The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go
The Misheard: Computer, Bahama, come on pretty mama Chicago, Montego, baby why don't we go
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Real Lyric: The grass is greener on the other side
The Misheard: he grabs his weiner on the other side
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Real Lyric: A white knight on his steed
The Misheard: A white knight of mystique
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Real Lyric: She drives me crazy Like no one else.
The Misheard: She drives me crazy Like warm hot gas.
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Real Lyric: We're the renegades of funk
The Misheard: We're the renegades of f**k
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Real Lyric: Guantanamera,guajira guantanamera
The Misheard: One ton of melons, Juanita's one ton of melons
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Real Lyric: If you wannabe my lover you gotta with my friends Make it last forever friendship never ends
The Misheard: If you wanna make me a sandwich, you gotta have ham n cheese Mayonaisse is too fattning, so pass the mustard please
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Real Lyric: when the whip comes down
The Misheard: when the wimp comes down
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Real Lyric: I hope you dance
The Misheard: I hope you're dead
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner Out on the street Willy and the Poor boys are playin' Bring a nickel tap you feet
The Misheard: Down on the corner Out on the street Where'n the po-po sha-bang Where'n in those happy feet
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