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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Belle and Sebastian

    Song: She's losing it

    Real Lyric: The girl's got a lot to be mad about

    The Misheard: The girl's got a lot to be murdered by

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    Artist: Bon Iver

    Song: Skinny Love

    Real Lyric: Staring at the sink of blood and crushed veneer

    The Misheard: Staring at the same old blood and crushed veneer

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    Artist: Sister Sledge

    Song: He's the greatest dancer

    Real Lyric: Oh what, wow He's the greatest dancer Oh what, wow That I've ever seen

    The Misheard: I wonder why He's the greatest dancer I wonder why That I've ever seen

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    Artist: Zedd

    Song: Clarity

    Real Lyric: 'Cause you are, the piece of me, I wish, I didn't need

    The Misheard: 'Cause you are, the piece of meat, I wish, I didn't eat

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    Artist: Lorde

    Song: Team

    Real Lyric: Send the call out Send the call out Send the call out Send the call out....

    The Misheard: Placenta bowl Placenta bowl Placenta bowl Placenta bowl.....

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    Artist: Enrique Iglesias

    Song: I Like It

    Real Lyric: My girlfriend's out of town and I'm all alone, your boyfriend's on vacation and he doesn't have to know.

    The Misheard: My girlfriend's out of town and I'm all alone, my boyfriend's on vacation and he doesn't have to know.

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    Artist: Tim Minchin

    Song: Canvas Bags

    Real Lyric: Take your canvas bags Take your canvas bags Take your canvas bags To the supermarket

    The Misheard: Take your campus back Take your campus back Take your campus back To the supermarket

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Start Me Up

    Real Lyric: my eyes dilate...my lips go green

    The Misheard: my *** got legs....my lips grow wings

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    Artist: Bob Marley

    Song: No Woman No Cry

    Real Lyric: No Woman no Cry

    The Misheard: No, wrong mango price.

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    Artist: Fetty Wap

    Song: Trap Queen

    Real Lyric: And I get high with my baby

    The Misheard: And I get drunk in my back car

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