The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: My first, my last, my everything
The Misheard: Onwards, my lads, buy everything
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Real Lyric: If she would dance, I would DJ.
The Misheard: If she would dance, I would decay.
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Real Lyric: I've go two turntables and a microphone Where it's at!
The Misheard: I've got two cheeseburgers and an ice cream cone ratchet strap!
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Real Lyric: Like a virgin
The Misheard: Like a vermin
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Real Lyric: "Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool"
The Misheard: "Or steal my daddy's cue and make a living like a crying fool"
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Real Lyric: This ain't a song for the broken hearted.
The Misheard: Let's sing a song for the broken hearted.
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Real Lyric: The way she looked was way beyond compare
The Misheard: The way she looked was way beyond repair
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Real Lyric: Since you've been gone, all that is left is a band of gold
The Misheard: Since you've been gone, all that is left is a bag of bones
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner...
The Misheard: Pink Hotel with the lights on
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Real Lyric: Kyrie eleison down the road that I must travel.
The Misheard: Here yay con queso down the road that I must travel.
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