The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Head strong like a horse" and later "Hot tips for the boys"
The Misheard: "Fresh news from the corpse" and "I touch little boys"
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Real Lyric: Our mothers cried and sang along and who'd blame them Now you're grown, so grown, now I must say more than ever
The Misheard: our mothers twice sagano with lemon! width grew so brew and now i must make one with lemon
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Real Lyric: she's got a real invisible touch, yeah
The Misheard: she's got a hot gun busy on a tough s**t
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap!
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and dung dirt heap!
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Real Lyric: The girl with kaleidoscope eyes
The Misheard: The girl with colitus goes by
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Real Lyric: Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it wouldn't last.
The Misheard: Jojo was a man who thought he was a woman, but he was another man.
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Real Lyric: I'm a man without ambition
The Misheard: I'm a man without ignition
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Real Lyric: With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: Whisper the shade this lonley view.
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Real Lyric: With the birds, I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: Whisper the shade this lonley view.
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket man, further out than anyone's ever gone
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