The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: For he's a jolly good fellow And so say all of us!
The Misheard: For he's a jolly good fellow And SEX for all of us!
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Real Lyric: Dude Looks Like a Lade
The Misheard: Do it like a lady! (I thought he wanted her to --you know-- paint her nails, wear perfume, and then, well, "do it" like a lady. Y'know?)
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Real Lyric: ...and of things that will bite
The Misheard: ...and a baked apple pie
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Real Lyric: ...and of things that will bite
The Misheard: ...and a baked apple pie
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Real Lyric: ...and of things that will bite
The Misheard: ...and a baked apple pie
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Real Lyric: Keep up... with the force, don't stop. Don't stop 'til you get enough.
The Misheard: Keep on... 'til your balls gon' pop. Don't stop 'til you get it off.
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Real Lyric: Hush, hush. Keep it down now. Voices carry.
The Misheard: Hush, hush. Even downtown, Princess Gary.
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Real Lyric: Big Ol' Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Leave a chair and the light on
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Real Lyric: Stop in the name of love before you break my heart think it over
The Misheard: Stop in the name of love before you break my heart pettico-oh-oh
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Real Lyric: This is the dawning of the age of aquarius
The Misheard: This is the darling of the age of aquarius
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