The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: wake up like a douche to the roar in the night
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Real Lyric: ...and doubles on kazoo..
The Misheard: ..the devil's on the loose...
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Real Lyric: Paperback writer
The Misheard: Take a bike ride, sir
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Real Lyric: Some people claim that there's a woman to blame.
The Misheard: Some people claim that its a warm day today
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Real Lyric: she had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
The Misheard: She had unsightly thighs, telling me no lies
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Real Lyric: Blitzkreig Bop
The Misheard: Lipstick Poke
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Real Lyric: My country 'tis of thee
The Misheard: My country 'tis of me
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Real Lyric: I love Rock and Roll So put another dime in the jukebox baby.
The Misheard: I love Rock and Roll So poop another time in the jukebox baby.
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Real Lyric: Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry.
The Misheard: Drove my Chevy in the levy cuz I put it drive.
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Real Lyric: Back Beat the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out
The Misheard: Back beat the word is on the street theres a fire in your aunties house
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