The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: When you are close to me I shiver
The Misheard: Why you gots to be a s**tbag?
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Real Lyric: You saw the best there was in me
The Misheard: You saw the piss there was in me
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Real Lyric: Don't fight it
The Misheard: Don't bite it
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Real Lyric: Let the storm rage on The cold never bothered me anyway
The Misheard: Like a Storm Ranger The goat never bothered me anyway
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Real Lyric: sometimes she talks to angels when she has her little fits
The Misheard: sometimes she talks to angels when she has a little piss
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.
The Misheard: Dirty jeans, done dirt cheap.
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Real Lyric: Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the heart does go on.
The Misheard: Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the hot dogs go on.
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Real Lyric: She lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a better man, She dreams in colour, she dreams in red, can't find a better man, Can't find a better man Can't find a better man
The Misheard: She lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a butter-man, She dreams in colour, she dreams in red, can't find a butter-man, Can't find a butter-man Can't find a butter-man
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Real Lyric: Ezer Goode, Ezer Good, He's Ebenezer Goode
The Misheard: E's are good, E's are good, These F'in E's are good!
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Real Lyric: Rude boy bass, mash up the place
The Misheard: Rub my piss, mush up the piss
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