The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Tires spitting gravel, I commit my weekly crime...
The Misheard: Tires spitting gravel, as a newborn baby cries
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Real Lyric: To keep it as new has been his dearest dream
The Misheard: To keep it as a souvenir- his spirit's dream
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Real Lyric: I screen all phone calls.
The Misheard: I scream of bulldogs.
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Real Lyric: You might aswell face it, your addicted to love
The Misheard: You might aswell face it i got sicked on by a dove
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Real Lyric: She knows the higher stakes
The Misheard: She knows Ohio stinks
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Real Lyric: Gave truth through the night That our flag was still there
The Misheard: Babe Ruth through the night And our flag was still there
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Real Lyric: Can't find a better man
The Misheard: Can't find the permit
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Real Lyric: Dr. Landy, tell me you're not just a pedagogue.
The Misheard: Dr. Landy, tell me you're not just a better guy.
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Real Lyric: revved up like a deuce another runner in the night
The Misheard: wake up like a douche to the roar in the night
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Real Lyric: ...and doubles on kazoo..
The Misheard: ..the devil's on the loose...
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