The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Give me fuel. Give me fire. Give me that which I desire.
The Misheard: Give me four. Give me five. Give me double-time jive.
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Real Lyric: The preacher talked to me and he smiled.
The Misheard: The preacher taunted me and he smiled.
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Real Lyric: ...i'm a material girl...
The Misheard: ...i'm Mama's cereal girl...
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Real Lyric: Woke up in New York City, in a funky cheap hotel.
The Misheard: Hook up in New York City, in a f**kin' cheap hotel.
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Real Lyric: Groove is in the heart
The Misheard: Groove is in your butt
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Real Lyric: Lo, in the grave He lay (Jesus, my Savior)
The Misheard: Low in the gravy lay (Jesus, my Savior)
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: Don't go flying on a pelican
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Real Lyric: The days go by, Glycerine
The Misheard: The days go by, glissering
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Real Lyric: Fundamentally he can't take it
The Misheard: For the mentally condemned
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Real Lyric: Message in a bottle
The Misheard: Message in a bar stool
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