The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's got a ticket to ride
The Misheard: She's got a checkered giraffe
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Real Lyric: I was acually in the room as the bands sound tech when a local radio DJ was interviewing the lead singer. When asked about the new song he was so drunk that he pronounced it innagadadevita.
The Misheard: Inagoddadevita
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Real Lyric: 18 and life, you've got it
The Misheard: 18 and life you're driving
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Real Lyric: I bless the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I miss the rains down in Africa
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Real Lyric: Strumming my pain with his fingers
The Misheard: Strumming my thing with his fingers
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Real Lyric: C'mon and join your fellow man ...
The Misheard: C'mon, enjoy your fellow man ...
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Real Lyric: ah push it, push it good
The Misheard: ah mushy, mushy peas
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Real Lyric: You did what?!? Tin Roof....Rusted!
The Misheard: Your WIFE?!? Henry! Busted!!
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Real Lyric: Get off of my cloud.
The Misheard: Get out of my thumb.
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Real Lyric: Stuck in the middle with you.
The Misheard: Stuck in the middle of dew.
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