The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm a real cool head I'm making real good bread
The Misheard: I'm a real cool kid I'd make a real good friend
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Real Lyric: It's another tequila sunrise
The Misheard: It's another peculiar sunrise
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Real Lyric: Give me two pina coladas
The Misheard: Give me two beef enchiladas
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Real Lyric: How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
The Misheard: How can you have any p***y if you don't sink your feet?
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Real Lyric: Oh come, all ye faithful. Joyful and triumphant
The Misheard: Oh come, all yet faithful. Joyful and try always.
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Real Lyric: Lady Mercy won't be home tonight
The Misheard: The reigning wussy won't be owned tonight
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds and they're done dirt cheap!
The Misheard: I smoke weed that smells like feet!
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Real Lyric: and offers coming over the phone
The Misheard: and dog foods coming over the phone
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Real Lyric: My lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: My lost sugar and salt
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Real Lyric: You shook me all night long
The Misheard: You should be on Midol
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