The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Might as well face it, you're addicted to love...
The Misheard: Might as well face it, you're a big dick to love...
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Real Lyric: papa don't preach,i've been losing sleep
The Misheard: papa don't preach im in loser's street
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Real Lyric: You can fix your nose if he says so
The Misheard: You can pick your nose if he says so
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Real Lyric: i'm gonna hit the hiway like a battering ram, on a silver black phantom bike.
The Misheard: i'm gonna hit the hiway like a battering ram, like a cilla black fan on bike.
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Real Lyric: Strangers in the night exchanging glances
The Misheard: Strangers in the night exchanging lanterns
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Real Lyric: You make a grown man cry (in the chorus)
The Misheard: You make me crow, make me growl
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner
The Misheard: Big old Jed in a lineup
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Real Lyric: You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough
The Misheard: You can't stop being a penpal I'm going back to my home
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Real Lyric: Too fat, fat you must cut lean. You gotta take the elevator to the mezzanine chump change. And it's on. Super bon-bon Super bon-bon Super bon-bon.
The Misheard: To that fact, you must come clean You gotta take the elevator to the mezzanine chump change. And it's on. Super bon-bon Super bon-bon Super bon-bon.
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Real Lyric: They headed down to Old El Paso, Thats where they ran into a great big hassle.
The Misheard: They headed down to Old El Paso, Thats where they ran into a great big asshole.
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