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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Everything But The Girl

    Song: Missing

    Real Lyric: And I missed you like the desert missed the rain

    The Misheard: And-ow-in-ooo, like a dancing Mr. Ed

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    Artist: Percy Sledge

    Song: When A Man Loves A Woman

    Real Lyric: He'd give her his father's comforts...sleep out in the rain...

    The Misheard: He'd give his father's compass...sleep out in the rain...

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    Artist: Bloodhound Gang

    Song: The Bad Touch

    Real Lyric: B-5 you sunk my battleship

    The Misheard: Me high you suck my battleship.

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    Artist: Tori Amos

    Song: Professional Widow

    Real Lyric: Honey, bring it close to my...

    The Misheard: I hardly bring any clothes tonight

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: Suspicious Minds

    Real Lyric: with suspicious minds

    The Misheard: i-suspish-i-suspah!!!!!

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Polythene Pam

    Real Lyric: Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt She's the kind of a girl who makes the news of the world...

    The Misheard: Get a dose of her ejaculate skill That's her dinner when she dances for you She's that kind of a girl, the kind that uses it well...

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    Artist: Doors

    Song: Break On Through

    Real Lyric: She get She get She get She get high

    The Misheard: Seagulls Seagulls Seagulls Seagulls high

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    Artist: Steppenwolf

    Song: Born To Be Wild

    Real Lyric: Take the world in a love embrace.

    The Misheard: Kick the world in a lovin' place.

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    Artist: Hot Chocolate

    Song: You Sexy Thing

    Real Lyric: I believe in miracles...

    The Misheard: I believe in marbles...

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Lodi

    Real Lyric: Oh, Lord, stuck in old Lodi again.

    The Misheard: Oh, Lord, stuck in a low, die up in.

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