The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "he was a lonely teenage bronking buck, with a pink carnation and a pick-up truck"
The Misheard: "he was a lonely teenage drunken bum....."
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Real Lyric: Killing me softly with his song
The Misheard: Drilling me slowly with his schlong
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Real Lyric: Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening me.
The Misheard: Thunderbirds and lightning, very very frightening me
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Real Lyric: Sat around laughing and watched the last one die
The Misheard: Sat around laughing at martial arts one night
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Real Lyric: Let the bodies hit the floor! Let the bodies hit the floor!
The Misheard: Let the pies hit the floor! let the pies hit the floor!
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Real Lyric: Night Fever, Night Fever
The Misheard: Must be the taxi guy
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower and she stings like a bee
The Misheard: She looks like a fly and she stinks like a bee
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Real Lyric: Rock the Cradle of Love...
The Misheard: Shake the Poodle of Love...
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Real Lyric: And I missed you like the desert missed the rain
The Misheard: And-ow-in-ooo, like a dancing Mr. Ed
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Real Lyric: He'd give her his father's comforts...sleep out in the rain...
The Misheard: He'd give his father's compass...sleep out in the rain...
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