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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Carly Simon

    Song: You're So Vain

    Real Lyric: You're where you should be all the time and when you're not you're with some other mans bride or a wife of a close friend.

    The Misheard: You're where you should be all the time and when your not you're with some under world spy or a wife of a postman.

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Space Oddity

    Real Lyric: Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

    The Misheard: Now it's time to turn off captions if you dare

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Space Oddity

    Real Lyric: Planet Earth is blue And there's nothing I can do

    The Misheard: Planet Earth is poo And that's something I can't do

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    Artist: Green Day

    Song: Good Riddance

    Real Lyric: Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial

    The Misheard: Tattoos of memories and bear skin hats on trial

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Overprotected

    Real Lyric: And I donīt wanna be, so damn protected....

    The Misheard: And I dont wanna be, so damn respected....

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    Artist: Kentucky Headhunters

    Song: Dumas Walker

    Real Lyric: Let's all go, Down to Dumas Walker

    The Misheard: let's all go down to do miss walker

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Stairway To Heaven

    Real Lyric: And as we wind on down the road

    The Misheard: And there's a wino down the road

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    Artist: Til Tuesday

    Song: Voices Carry

    Real Lyric: Hush, hush. Keep it down now. Voices carry.

    The Misheard: Hush, hush. Keep it down, down. Your voice is scary.

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Can You Feel The Love Tonight

    Real Lyric: its enough to make kings and vagabonds...

    The Misheard: its enough to make kings and megabumps...

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    Artist: National Anthems

    Song: Star-Spangled Banner

    Real Lyric: the bombs bursting in air

    The Misheard: blah baa bursting in hair

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