The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I never made it as a wise man I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing Tired of living like a blind man I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling
The Misheard: I never made it as a wise man I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing Tired of living like a blind man I'm sick of sight without a ten foot ceiling
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Real Lyric: 'Cause when the sun sets baby On the avenue
The Misheard: 'Cause when the sun sets baby I'll be havin' you
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Real Lyric: Call eleven digits, never getting through
The Misheard: All you never dangerous, never getting through
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Real Lyric: How can we be free if one plus one is true?
The Misheard: How can we be free if one plus one is three?
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Real Lyric: You miss your old familiar friends, but...
The Misheard: You miss your old familiar puddin' twit
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Real Lyric: I watched you suffer a dull aching pain Now you decided to show me the same No sweeping exits or offstage lines Could make me feel bitter or treat you unkind
The Misheard: I watched you suffer, a Dalek in pain Now you decided to show me the same No sweeping eggs, it's all offstage lines Could make meat peel better or treat you unkind
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Real Lyric: Must be exhausting to lose your own game
The Misheard: Must be exhausting to lose your Rogaine
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Real Lyric: A brief period of rejoicing
The Misheard: You're all for abortion
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Real Lyric: Exhale, exhale, exhale!
The Misheard: It failed, it failed, it failed!
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Real Lyric: The world needs wannabes, ah
The Misheard: The world eats a lot of pizza.
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