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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Dido

    Song: Thank You

    Real Lyric: They'll all imply that I might not last the day.

    The Misheard: They'll all imply that I might not m********e.

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    Artist: They Might Be Giants

    Song: Birdhouse in Your Soul

    Real Lyric: Blue Canary in the outlet by the light switch, Who watches over you?

    The Misheard: Blue Canary in the outhouse by the light switch, Who watches over you.

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Heart-Shaped Box

    Real Lyric: Hey! Wait! I got a real complaint. Forever in debt to your priceless advice.

    The Misheard: Hey! Hey! I got a dinner date. Forever in debt to your prizes and pies.

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Bohemian Rhapsody

    Real Lyric: Bismillah! We will not let you go! Let him go!

    The Misheard: Kiss minion! We will not let you flow! Let him go!

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    Artist: Melanie C

    Song: I Turn to You

    Real Lyric: my insides are wrecked with anxiety

    The Misheard: my nips are erect with anxiety

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Jumpin' Jack Flash

    Real Lyric: But it's allright now, in fact it's a gas. I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash, it's a gas gas gas.

    The Misheard: But it's allright now, in fact it's the best. I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash, I'm your best dressed guest.

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    Artist: The Beach Boys

    Song: Barbara Ann

    Real Lyric: Barbara Ann take my hand

    The Misheard: Barbara Ann ate my hand

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: Mrs. Robinson

    Real Lyric: We'd like to learn a bit about you for our files.

    The Misheard: We'd like to learn a bit about your polock lives.

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    Artist: George Michael

    Song: Careless Whisper

    Real Lyric: Inbetween the melody where Geroge is warbling away to himself, he sings "Never without your love"

    The Misheard: Never without a Trevor

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    Artist: Jewel

    Song: You Were Meant for Me

    Real Lyric: I kinda like it in my brand new place I wipe the spots off the mirror

    The Misheard: I found a blanket in my brand new place I'm not responsible for me

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