The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: blue are the feelings that live inside
The Misheard: blue are the piglets that live inside me
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Real Lyric: Strumming dub plates with our fingers
The Misheard: strumming his pain sucking fingers
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Real Lyric: Never meant to make your daughter cry
The Misheard: never meant to make your doctor cry.
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Real Lyric: picture of a beauty queen
The Misheard: pig s**t of a beauty queen
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Real Lyric: Liberate my madness
The Misheard: Liberate bananas
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Real Lyric: Little Red Corvette
The Misheard: Pay the rent,come on back
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Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air.
The Misheard: warm smell and kleet dust rising up through the air.
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Real Lyric: 'Cause mama I'm so hard to handle now
The Misheard: 'Cause mama I'm showa da henna now
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Doodles like a lady
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher, to a place where blind men see
The Misheard: Can you take me higher, to a place where linemen see
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