The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: All I need right now is some good advice.
The Misheard: All I need right now is a 45.
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Real Lyric: Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
The Misheard: Tongue grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
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Real Lyric: Let's ride with the family down the street Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
The Misheard: Let's ride with the family down the street Through the turn, to see a fresh repeat
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Real Lyric: and through it all, a lotta love and affection........................
The Misheard: and through it all, a lotta love and affection, a rubber for my erection
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Real Lyric: we built this city on rock and roll
The Misheard: we built this city on sausage rolls
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Real Lyric: i get knocked down, but i get up again
The Misheard: i get no doubt, but i hit that kid
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Real Lyric: I got my head cecked / by a jumbo jet
The Misheard: I got my head checked / by a trombone check
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Real Lyric: Jitterbug (4X) Stanza Jitterbug into my Brain!
The Misheard: Chili-dog (4x) Stanza Chili-dog into my brain
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Real Lyric: If everybody had a notion across the USA
The Misheard: If everybody had an ocean across the USA
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Real Lyric: Walking in a winter wonderland
The Misheard: Walking in a window with a man
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