The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You want to make her suicide blonde
The Misheard: You want to make her a soup inside a bong
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Real Lyric: "She's got a ticket to ride"
The Misheard: Actually, my 10-year old misheard them as: "She's got a chicken to ride."
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Real Lyric: when you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye.
The Misheard: when even a fool, can look you in the eye.
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Real Lyric: No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions
The Misheard: Wallapaloosa, 'cause we are the champions
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Real Lyric: Jo Jo left his home in Tuscon, Arizona For some California grass
The Misheard: Jo Jo left his home in Tuscon, Arizona Just to get a piece of ass
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Real Lyric: Jump, Jive, and Wail!!
The Misheard: Jump Jive and Bend a Whale
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Real Lyric: Now can't we talk this over 'cause your composition ain't right
The Misheard: Now can't we talk this over Cause your bum position ain't right
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Real Lyric: One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces
The Misheard: One of these days I'm going to dance with the evil genie
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Real Lyric: You know it's gonna be
The Misheard: s**t, you know it's gonna be
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Real Lyric: Have all become my pets/and the drippings from the celing
The Misheard: Bobby caught my pets/and the chickens from the sea, man
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