The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I've got two turntables and a microphone.
The Misheard: I've got to talk to the pebbles in the microphone.
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Real Lyric: Can you take me higher to a place with golden streets.
The Misheard: Cand you take me higher to a place with golden dreams.
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Real Lyric: I wanna be Bob Dylan
The Misheard: I wanna meet fat women.
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Real Lyric: showing you that door, ya gotta have faith
The Misheard: showin' you back floor, rock bottom and pake
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Real Lyric: Were lay spread out before me AND And now my bitter hands shake beneath the clouds AND I'm surrounded by some kids at play AND How quick the sun can drop away
The Misheard: Her legs spread out before me AND And now my butter pans shave beneath the clowns AND I'm surrounded by donkeys at play AND Hide quick the suntan climbs away
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Real Lyric: These men don't want no hot female to spin around the block...female, you nasty girl!
The Misheard: These men don't want no happy pills to spin around you nasty girl
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Real Lyric: Let the bodies hit the floor.
The Misheard: Let the bodies hit the pool.
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Real Lyric: Aurora Goddess sparkle.
The Misheard: Aurora Got a sparkle.
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Real Lyric: You want to make her suicide blonde
The Misheard: You want to make her a soup inside a bong
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Real Lyric: "She's got a ticket to ride"
The Misheard: Actually, my 10-year old misheard them as: "She's got a chicken to ride."
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