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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Jethro Tull

    Song: Aqualung

    Real Lyric: Spitting out pieces of his broken luck

    The Misheard: Spitting out pieces of his throat and lung

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Bootylicious

    Real Lyric: Barely move, We've arrived, Lookin' sexy, Lookin' fly Baddest chick, Chick inside DJ, jam tonight Spotted me a tender thang

    The Misheard: Make my move step inside Lookin' sexy lookin' fly Bad- ass chick chick with thighs Dj jam tonight Spider man, silly thing

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer

    The Misheard: Hold me closer hiney dancer

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    Artist: Pink Floyd

    Song: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2

    Real Lyric: we don't need no education we don't need no thought control no dark sarcasm in the classroom teacher leave those kids a loan

    The Misheard: we don't need no edgy cajuns we don't even toss the troll no dogs orgasms into glass tubes teacher lean on sid stallone

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    Artist: No Doubt

    Song: Spiderwebs

    Real Lyric: Sorry I'm not home right now I'm walking in the spiderwebs Leave a message and I'll call you back

    The Misheard: Sorry I'm on hold right now I'm walking home through spiderwebs Leaving messy germs for you babe

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    Artist: Prince

    Song: I Would Die 4 U

    Real Lyric: I would die for you.

    The Misheard: Affle, daffle, doo.

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: I Am a Rock

    Real Lyric: i am a rock

    The Misheard: i am an ugly rock

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

    Real Lyric: Keep up with the force. (Don't Stop) Don't stop til you get enough.

    The Misheard: Keep going, to the post office. Don't stop til you get enough.

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: The Unforgiven

    Real Lyric: when i've felt what i've known

    The Misheard: when i've felt one eyed gnomes

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: We Will Rock You

    Real Lyric: We will, we will rock you

    The Misheard: We will, we will f**k you or: Wheel Wheel Rocker

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