The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
The Misheard: And Elaine is in my ear and in my eye
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Real Lyric: Don't go around tonight, It's bound to take your life, There's a bad moon on the right.
The Misheard: Don't go around tonight, There's gonna be a fight, cause there's one bathroom on the ride.
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Real Lyric: Went to a dance, looking for romance
The Misheard: Went to a dance, looking for my pants
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner Out in the street Willie and the Poor boys are playin Bring your nickels tap your feet
The Misheard: Down on the corner Howdie in the street Beep Bob the Bands Sayin Keep those happy feet.
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Real Lyric: Cracklin' Rosie, you're a store-bought woman. You make me sing like a guitar hummin'.
The Misheard: Fattenin' Rosie, you're a pork-bellied woman. You make me feel like a guitarm'n.
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Real Lyric: Smack my b**th up
The Misheard: Wrap my chips up
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Real Lyric: Constant craving...
The Misheard: Concentrating...
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Real Lyric: Michelle ma belle, sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble.
The Misheard: Michelle my belle, Sunday morn he come play piano some, Play piano some.
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Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble.
The Misheard: Lucky that my Death Star's more than humble.
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Real Lyric: ...I know Mary Tylor More
The Misheard: Uh oh i am Mary Tylor More
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