The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog Cryin’ all the time.
The Misheard: You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog crapping all the time.
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Real Lyric: When I needed sunshine I got rain
The Misheard: Women needed sunshine on my brain
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Real Lyric: Music is my aeroplane
The Misheard: Music is my yellow thing
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Real Lyric: So be it , threaten no more
The Misheard: So be it , friend of a whore
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Real Lyric: and the four right chords could make me cry how do i get back there to the place where i felt safe inside you
The Misheard: and before i come she makes me cry how do i get back there to the place where i fell asleep inside you
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Real Lyric: fire all of your guns and watch them... and another part of the song: racin' with the wind
The Misheard: biology once and once and... and: racin' with the woonies
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Real Lyric: strumming my pain with his fingers
The Misheard: strumming dub plates with his fingers
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Real Lyric: Dressed Up LIke A Duece,Another Runner In The Night.
The Misheard: Dressed Up Like A Douche Into The Rotor of The Night.
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Real Lyric: I can snatch a little purity
The Misheard: Such a specimen of purity
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Real Lyric: No, I ain't honked a horn since I don't know when.
The Misheard: No, I ain't looked at porn since I don't know when.
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